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[5 Mar 2010 | Comments | 5,106 views]
Winter Weather Reports

Winter weather reports in Chicago make me and meteorologists emotional.

[19 Feb 2010 | Comments | 3,794 views]
I Don’t Watch Sports

I’m not the biggest sports fan, and this tends to upset some people.

[12 Feb 2010 | Comments | 3,637 views]
I Hate Checks

I hate checks. Hate em. I can’t believe that they were actually a form of payment at some point. Now I need to find creative ways to get rid of them.

[5 Feb 2010 | Comments | 5,352 views]
My Name is Matt

I recently introduced myself to someone and they said, “Matt ? Is that short for Matthew ?”
Seriously ?
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[29 Jan 2010 | Comments | 2,933 views]
Laundromats & Smooth Jazz

I do my laundry at a laundromat, so I think I know a thing or two about smooth jazz.

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[22 Jan 2010 | Comments | 1,506 views]
Lost Cat and Missed Opportunities

A Little Background…
I’m not particularly proud of this bit. I don’t proclaim it to be brilliant, but it did okay most times I used it. I later heard a few different takes on this premise from other more prominent comedians, and it made my version seem really hacky (hackie?). If anything I would try using this joke if I forgot my next bit or if I needed to bring an audience back a bit (some audiences don’t mind poor quality jokes).
Either way I’m excited to let this one go, never …