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Winter weather reports in Chicago make me and meteorologists emotional.

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I’m not the biggest sports fan, and this tends to upset some people.

This video is part of a series called Retired Standup. Giving old jokes one last laugh before they’re left abandoned on YouTube. Subscribe to Project Matt on YouTube, and say “hey” to all my old jokes. Stay tuned each Friday.

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I hate checks. Hate em. I can’t believe that they were actually a form of payment at some point. Now I need to find creative ways to get rid of all my old checks.

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This video is part of a series called Friday Funnies. Stay tuned each Friday for more quick bits and fast laughs. (i.e. SUBSCRIBE)

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A Little Background…

I wrote this bit the year my apartment didn’t have it’s own laundry room. So, after about a year I started to be able to recognize particular smooth jazz songs and this upset me. I wrote down, “I do my laundry at a laundromat, so I think I know a thing or two about smooth jazz.”

Later in the bit I make a reference to a song called “Captain Banana”. I did not make this song up. I was around 10 or 12 years old and in line at a McDonald’s drive thru with my friend Dan. His dad was a bit of a Smooth Jazz afficinado, and it was probably his only escape from the noise of two spastic kids in the back seat.

After a particularly jumpy smooth jazz ditty, the DJ’s Zoloft infused voice let the audience know that they had just been listening to a song called “Captain Banana”. Dan and I found this to be the funniest thing in the world.

If you know where this song can be found, please post a link in the comments.

Video Description

I do my laundry at a laundromat, so I think I know a thing or two about smooth jazz.

This video is part of a series called Retired Standup. Giving old jokes one last laugh before they’re left abandoned on YouTube. Subscribe to Project Matt on YouTube, and say “hey” to all my old jokes. Stay tuned each Friday.

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A Little Background…

I’m not particularly proud of this bit. I don’t proclaim it to be brilliant, but it did okay most times I used it. I later heard a few different takes on this premise from other more prominent comedians, and it made my version seem really hacky (hackie?). If anything I would try using this joke if I forgot my next bit or if I needed to bring an audience back a bit (some audiences don’t mind poor quality jokes).

Either way I’m excited to let this one go, never to be performed again. If anything, I got a pretty sweet cat drawing out of it. I’m not sure I would have found myself drawing a cat if it weren’t for this joke.

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A lost cat is found that doesn’t quite fit the bill.

This video is the first in a series called Retired Standup. Giving old jokes one last laugh before they’re left abandoned on YouTube. Subscribe to Project Matt on YouTube, and say “hey” to all my old jokes. Stay tuned each Friday.

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I created this video for the Appirio cloud computing video contest using a green screen and some hand drawn artwork. I use a fairly popular analogy to help describe the concept of cloud computing and inject my own brand of edutainment to the mix.

If you enjoy this video, you can vote for me on the Appirio YouTube Group. Just login to youtube and join the contest group by clicking the ‘join group’ button. From there you can vote for any of the video entries by clicking on the ‘I love it’ or ‘I hate it’ links.

Thanks for your support !

The first installment of Similar Tastes where we tackle superbowl recipes (get it? tackle! That’s a football term, right?)

The recipe is seriously stellar. Just look at what Joe Delulio had to say about it:

“This is a dynamite recipe for the Super Bowl! Try it and let me know what you think!”

Follow the link to YouTube to rate and comment, and give it a try. I’m sure it’ll be a “hole in one” for the whole family !