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		<title>Winter Weather Reports</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:52:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Winter weather reports in Chicago make me and meteorologists emotional. ]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYU5XjxTWjg"><img src="http://projectmatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chicago-weather-report-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="chicago-weather-report" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-461" /></a>Winter weather reports in Chicago make me and meteorologists emotional. </p>
<p>This video is part of a series called Retired Standup. Giving old jokes one last laugh before they&#8217;re left abandoned on YouTube. <a href="http://youtube.com/theprojectmatt">Subscribe to Project Matt on YouTube</a>, and say &#8220;hey&#8221; to all my old jokes. Stay tuned each Friday.<br />
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		<title>Welcome to Project Matt</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to my kick ass blog, internet citizen. I&#8217;m a Multimedian (multimedia comedian), and this is where I share things that are awesome with the rest of the internet world. It&#8217;s kinda like an online version of show and tell.


I create all my own drawings for my posts and videos and make them available for you to use on your own site (if you&#8217;d like). I actively monitor and respond on the comment boards here and on my YouTube channel (this is not a public restroom, so you can&#8217;t just ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fprojectmatt.com%2Fwelcome%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fprojectmatt.com%2Fwelcome%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Welcome to my kick ass blog, internet citizen. I&#8217;m a Multimedian (multimedia comedian), and this is where I share things that are awesome with the rest of the internet world. It&#8217;s kinda like an online version of show and tell.</p>
<p><center><img src="http://projectmatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/welcome-to-project-matt.jpg" alt="" title="welcome-to-project-matt" width="486" height="361" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-355" /></center><br />
<br/><br />
<img src="http://projectmatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/just-some-poop.jpg" alt="" title="just-some-poop" width="100" height="83" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-365" />I create all my own drawings for my posts and videos and make them <a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/projectmatt/">available for you to use on your own site</a> (if you&#8217;d like). I actively monitor and respond on the comment boards here and on my YouTube channel (this is not a public restroom, so you can&#8217;t just walk in and shit all over the place) so leave me a comment on any post/video and I&#8217;ll be sure to respond.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re new to this site, here are a few posts to get you started (or just check out the &#8216;Featured&#8217; section on the homepage):</p>
<h3><a href="http://projectmatt.com/now-thats-what-i-call-internet-1/">Now That&#8217;s What I Call Internet</a></h3>
<h3><a href="http://projectmatt.com/cloud-computing-explained/">Cloud Computing Explained</a></h3>
<h3><a href="http://projectmatt.com/google-budget/">Google Budget</a></h3>
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		<title>My New Favorite Christmas Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
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YouTube user gottabeandrew has created a new Christmas classic. So come December 26th you better wake up and get out of bed, because it&#8217;s Christmas&#8230; and if you&#8217;re still sleeping you can&#8217;t celebrate Christmas. 
It&#8217;s Christmas Lyrics:

Wake up everyone, It&#8217;s Christmas!
Christmas is the greatest time of year,
But to enjoy it most we need to get out of bed.
It only comes &#8217;round once a year,
There&#8217;s snow outside with some reindeer,
Go to the window and then you will see,
Santa&#8217;s coming down the chimney,
Putting some presents underneath the tree,
And everybody knows,
It&#8217;s christmas,
It&#8217;s christmas.
Your ...]]></description>
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<p>YouTube user <a href="http://youtube.com/gottabeandrew">gottabeandrew</a> has created a new Christmas classic. So come December 26th you better wake up and get out of bed, because it&#8217;s Christmas&#8230; and if you&#8217;re still sleeping you can&#8217;t celebrate Christmas. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s Christmas Lyrics:</p>
<blockquote><p>
Wake up everyone, It&#8217;s Christmas!</p>
<p>Christmas is the greatest time of year,<br />
But to enjoy it most we need to get out of bed.</p>
<p>It only comes &#8217;round once a year,<br />
There&#8217;s snow outside with some reindeer,<br />
Go to the window and then you will see,</p>
<p>Santa&#8217;s coming down the chimney,<br />
Putting some presents underneath the tree,</p>
<p>And everybody knows,<br />
It&#8217;s christmas,<br />
It&#8217;s christmas.</p>
<p>Your advent calendar has a chocolate for you,<br />
Though you might have school or work to travel to,</p>
<p>Talk about it in the present tense,<br />
&#8216;Cause soon you will open your presents,<br />
Get out of bed now, it&#8217;s gonna be a good day,</p>
<p>Santa&#8217;s coming down your chimney,<br />
Putting some presents underneath the tree,</p>
<p>And everybody knows,<br />
It&#8217;s christmas,<br />
It&#8217;s christmas.
</p></blockquote>
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