I already wore my Nastia Liuken costume the previous weekend, so in order to not get hassled at a Halloween party I dressed up as Joe Six Pack. U.S.A, U.S.A !
The advertisement on Google, which pops up on a search for GOOG (Google's Nasdaq symbol): "Before you jump out of that window, why not spend your last remaining dollars at Woot?" An alternative version: "Losing your House? Without that mortgage to pay, now you can buy more of our junk!"