Here is a great comedy, viral video from Joey and David at...wait for it...JoeyandDavid.com. If you've ever seen the Gap Boyfriend Trouser commercial on TV you'll certainly get a kick out of this:
The iPhone is Steve Jobs's attempt to crack a juicy new market for Apple. But it's also part of a decades-long campaign by Mr. Jobs against a much broader target: BUTTONS.
Here is a performance by Bill Hicks on one of Dennis Miller's shows. I appologize for not knowing the exact date, or the exact name of the show, but it showcases many of my favorite Bill Hicks bits. So hit play, minimize the window (if you're at work), and enjoy the comedic genius that is Bill Hicks.
I'm in a Bill Hicks kind of mood today, so I thought I would share some of his standup with you. For those who don't know who Bill Hicks is, he was a comic, satirist, social commentator, and more. His comedy could be very dark and angry at times, but all he wanted was to make the world a better place. Bill died of pancreatic cancer in 1994, but his comedy and message still live on.
This is probably the most realistic depiction of chat room sex I've ever seen (not that I've tried). Don't worry, it's safe for work (no nudity, just laughs):
This video was created by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. If you enjoy their comedy stylings be sure to check out their Cartoon Network show Tom Goes to the Mayor. Your ass will be laughed off.
I went to a Lutheran grade school so, needless to say, the hallways were always littered with drug dealers. They would constantly come up to me while at my locker with perfectly rolled joints and use chicken impressions to pressure me into getting high. Thankfully I didn't give in, because I listened to four stoned, talking turtles.
Call me a chicken if you will, but at least I'm no turkey (and let's face it, turkey's are totally stoned).
I saw this video on Youtube, and just had to share. Many people seem to refer to it as a "Terminator Hand", but the iLimb created by Touch Bionics is a bionic hand controlled by nerve impulses. I read about it a few weeks ago, and was amazed to see this video of the iLimb in action. I was also amazed to see a military man's ATM pin number, and have a young lady give the bionic finger about 2 minutes in.
Are you sick and tired of being intimidated by others? Are you looking to ask your boss for a raise or just sick and tired of being pushed around?
Well here's a little trick from the Upright Citizens Brigade that will give you the confidence boost you need. By the way, do you have any pennies in your pocket?
Here is a sketch from HBO's Mr. Show that I would classify as a laugh riot (although some may not be agree). This is one of Mr. Show's most polarizing sketches: You either think it's hilarious, or it's the dumbest thing you've ever seen. Perhaps that's a little extreme, but I hope that you fall into the former category and bust a couple of chuckles.
Looks like HBO is trying to fill the void left by The Sopranos by introducing a racy new series called "Tell Me You Love Me." Cynthia Mort, the creator and former writer on Rosanne, wonders why people are making such a big deal about the sex scenes. I have a pretty good idea why...
The first episode will supposedly end with a a woman masturbating her husband to orgasm, with the entire act and all relevant body parts plainly visible.
Sounds like HBO is trying to make a plot driven porn that involves real relationships instead of pizza boys delivering "sausage" pizzas to scantly clad women. Will it work? Will it even make it on the air?
I can't say I'm offended by it. HBO shows enough murder, rape, and sodomy in many of their other shows, so why not show some good old fashioned sex as well ?
For more information follow the "Read More" link below to the LA Times article.
Now that Michael Chertoff's gut is considered a viable source on terrorism, Conan offers up a few new system of terror warnings to coincide with Chertoff's revelations.
When it comes to funny videos, watching stupid criminals get arrested ranks pretty high on my list. That's why I love bait cars.
A bait car is a car used by law enforcement to capture car thieves doing what they do best...stealing cars. These cars are equipped with GPS locators, hidden video and audio surveillance systems, and a remote control immobilizer (meaning cops can cut the engine and lock the doors of the car remotely). It's like Lojack meets Americas Funniest Home Videos!
Enough talking, lets get to the action. Here we have two female car thieves hoping to trade a stolen pickup truck for some crystal meth. Bonus laugh: Be sure to watch their "boss" as he enjoys a quick booger treat.
This next car thief is a real "glass half full" kind of guy. When the cops remotely cut off his engine, he doesn't get angry, he uses the extra time to smoke crack. Now that's looking on the bright side!
There are plenty of other classic bait car scenes out there. Just search for "bait car" on YouTube, or go to baitcar.com and enjoy the action. Too bad these videos aren't narrated by Bob Saget.
I recently had a discreet adult party, and what DAP would be complete without child clowns! If you're having a party for the holidays, don't forget that old, shitty song "Bring in the Clowns". That song wasn't just a sentimental song about comedians, it was a call to action! The next time you're hosting a party, it won't be complete without clowns...Child Clowns. Learn More:
Much like TSOYA, I am also about things that are awesome. Such things include my friend Ryan Cashman.
A Brief History
I first met Ryan my freshman year of high school. We were a similar type of nerd and we got along well. Since then we've logged a few years worth of video games, created a cable access show, and continue to discuss new creative endeavours over many pints of award winning beer.
About Ryan
Ryan is a brilliant musician/animator. You can listen to his music HERE, and watch some of his video/animation work below:
The Finger Song
If you accidentally cut your finger off, this song will be your best friend:
I Love Christmas
Speaking of best friends, check out how these two best friends celebrate Christmas:
Ice Head
Think the previous video was messed up? Well, then take your favorite recreational drug and check THIS one out:
Coconut Head
This animation holds a special place in my heart, because it was of of Ryan's school projects (Plus I'm the voice of Coconut Head):
Meet Casey and his Brother: Two characters from Adult Swim's Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job where they are seen competing in some sort of singing competition. It's really no use trying to explain it. Just see for yourself:
